A man aspired to become a pilot and worked very hard to realize his lifelong dream. However, there was one small inconvenience that could hinder his progress: he had terrible eyesight. But he was determined to make things happen.
A woman was eager to lose weight, but her efforts did not bear any fruit. So, she decided to enlist the help of a doctor for better results.
For today’s dose of laughter, two cowboys showed their famed skills in situations they rectified with some quick thinking that involved saloons, beer, and horses.
A woman was seeking serious help from a doctor because her intimate life was almost non-existence. However, the doctor never expected the result he got!
A secretary told her husband that she had to go on a business trip with her boss. He then called his mistress, who then had to cancel her piano lesson, but what happened next?
Dave was a young man in his mid-twenties who was on a desert safari ride for his vacation. After having a nice time, he was headed back to his hotel, but suddenly, a mysterious-looking man stopped him. To his surprise, the man was none other than a robber.
I am Tom, a 35-year-old man from Minnesota. I married my wife in my late twenties, and we both lived in Milwaukee for years, enjoying marital bliss, joy, and happiness. But it all came crumbling down in November 2020.
Jock McTavish and McGregor were lifelong buddies and brothers. Their friendship dated back all the way to their school days. However, one day, McTavish was on his deathbed, and he asked his best friend for a small favor.
Today's jokes are all about light bulbs. Including Little Johnny who said a light bulb was food, and a college student who cleverly answered his professor's question about light bulbs!
Two children were given piglets by their parents. The brothers were excited about their gifts, but they had one issue, they did not know how to tell their piglets apart.
A baby polar bear was watching his mother as she searched for seals on the frozen ice cover. He looked at her innocently and with a curious expression. Mother polar bear saw her baby's face, and immediately realized that something was bothering him, so she decided to ask him what was wrong.
One day, Little Johnny was flying from New York to Chicago to meet his grandparents. He decided to read a book to while away the time. Much to his surprise, the person sitting next to him was looking for small talk.
A very thirsty man walked into a bar and sat down. He waited for a while to get the bartender's attention, and while at it, a regular customer sitting next to him informed the bartender that he wanted another Waterloo.
Two men were dealing with some interesting household matters, including a pool boy who seduced all the women in the neighborhood, and a man looking to reduce household costs.
Why would a man have a snail on this head? Well in this joke, a bartender was wondering the same thing when a new customer walked into his bar. He became so curious that he had to ask what happened!
A couple was having dinner at a fantastic eatery when a beautiful young woman walked up to the table, gave the man a peck, and called the man "sweetie," noting that she would see him later.
Living with your parents past the age of 30 might sound like a crime to most of you, while some might think that living with them after you turn 20 is unacceptable. Surprisingly, some countries allow children to spend their entire life living with their parents in the same house.
I've been dating Alan for over six months, and we had everything good. We spent a lot of time hanging out like going for walks or picnics. Although I'm in no hurry to get married, it feels like we will soon become a family.
Susanna lived an ideal family life. She had two beautiful children — 12-year-old Alice and 9-year-old Tommy — whom she invested her whole life. She loved these children very much and spent all her time with them.
A man's family became very worried about him because he believed he was dead. They sent him to a mental hospital in hopes that he would be treated and helped.
One very fine day, God called one of His angels and expressed the desire to go on vacation. The angel was delighted to hear the news and asked God how he could be of help. He then offered God several planets to choose from, but he doesn't like any of them.
A police officer stumbled upon a horrible accident in which only a monkey survived and two people died. He started questioning the monkey about what happened, and the monkey told him the truth about the crash.
Arthur was a distinguished psychologist who had studied human behavior and psyche for several years. One day, he decided to conduct a test on two boys to test his hypothesis and was surprised by the results.
Today's joke will make you laugh like anything and is about three bulls on a farm who were busy dividing the heifers among themselves when they saw a giant new bull walking over to them.
A brand new store opened in New York City, creating hype among people, especially women. Surprisingly enough, the newly-opened store claimed to sell husbands, attracting a large female audience.
A sister was planning to visit her sister in New York. However, after a phone call conversation about directions to her apartment, she was left wondering why she could not use her hands!
In 2020, Oxfam revealed that the World's 2,153 Billionaires were richer than 4.6 billion people or 60% of the world’s population. Since then, the richer have gotten richer, and the poorer have gotten poorer, so that number is likely to have increased.
One day, an elderly lady named Paddy went to the pharmacy. Once inside, she took out a small bottle of whiskey and a spoon from her pocket, and poured the contents of the bottle onto the spoon. She then asked the pharmacist to taste it and tell her how he liked it.
Martin Short, 71, and Steve Martin, 76, have done so much together, from going on a comedy show tour together, to starring in the same movies, and they are not about to slow down.
An outstanding football player was put to an essay test after his coach begged the school to allow him to play with the school's team in a final game.
Three friends were enjoying a pint of beer when they each discovered a fly in their glass! Each friend reacted in his own way! So what happened? And what did they do?
One day, an old prospector was passing by a small town in Texas. He was accompanied by an old mule that was tired of walking and refused to go any further. Suddenly, he came across a saloon, and headed straight inside.
I was 24 years old when I married the love of my life, Michael. He was three years my senior, but we were so much in love. By the time I was 27, I had become pregnant with our first child.
A very depressed woman thought she stumbled upon the opportunity of a lifetime, a free trip to Spain with a very handsome man! However that's not exactly what happened!
A math and science convention was in town and was heavily attended by several intelligent people, including an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician. One night, the hotel where the trio stayed was on fire.
An American businessman was on a trip to Mexico, and he decided to go to a small town. The man was enjoying the view of the river in the town one evening when he saw a fisherman.
A mother of eight children living in New York was tired of carrying the responsibilities of her large family alone. This prompted her to visit the social security office to get benefits.
On a Saturday in a small town, a young man in his early twenties woke to the beautiful clear sky and reasonably warm weather. Since it was the weekend, he decided to rest in bed a while longer.
Trish and I had a beautiful life together. We enjoyed romantic strolls, dinner dates, and playing sports together. Then one day, we began discussing our plans for the future, and the conversation took a strange turn.
Has the concept of “blended family” slowly started to take a toll on the emotional well-being of youngsters? Of course, step-parenting is more challenging than parenting, but youngsters exposed to sharing one roof with a new family have shared their experiences…
They never rehearse for all this & are not always trained, but animals know what to do to make us laugh inside out. These cuties are adorable, paw-purrfect reasons to keep awing till the end…!
A young girl demonstrated her intelligence during a visit to the dentist clinic. She confidently explained that she had seen a tooth fairy inside her room.
A woman was driving along the highway at a high rate of speed when a state trooper pulled her over. The cop walked briskly towards her and tapped the windshield lightly for her to roll it down.
Today's jokes are all about memory! One woman had a hard time remembering something very important, while another person experienced the best memory in the world!
Jeff felt he needed to expand his knowledge, so he signed up for a few classes at the local community college. A few days later he found himself explain logic to his friend at the bar!
Tow caterpillars found themselves in serious danger as a spider was quickly approaching them! One of the caterpillar's was very smart and managed to rescue them!
A cyclist was riding on a bridge when he met a young girl who was about to jump off a bridge. The rider tried to convince her to do something before jumping off the bridge.
A man was wondering a new town, when he stumbled on to the cutest cake shop run by an elderly couple. However he was in for a surprise when he heard the old man calling his wife a few cute nicknames!
A Husband and his bride were getting all cozy in bed one day. The desire grew stronger, and the husband is really in the mood for some romance, but his wife cut their romantic moments short.
Here's a joke about a young boy who followed his dad to a funeral, and while he was there, a man approached him, and afterward, he would go on to see the shock of his life.
